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A Group of guys, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.

 

Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in

Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

 

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where

they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet

at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive.

The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

 

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they

should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at

Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they

could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good

value for money.

 

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should

meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at

Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair

accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

 

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should

meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at

Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before

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I once had a complaint to Thai Airways, no way would they deal with it.

 

I note that in the above exchange, that Thai suggest the customer do the leg work, because as an employee of Thai Airways, there is no way, they are gonna get off their arse and help in any way.

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