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Palatkik Posted May 25, 2017 Report Share Posted May 25, 2017 The game show “Hollywood Squares†was famous for spontaneous unrehearsed responses. Here are some of the most memorable. Host Peter Marshall was asking the questions. Q: If you’re going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high? A: Charley Weaver: Three days of steady drinking should do it. Q: You’ve been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman? A: Don Knotts: That’s what’s been keeping me awake. Q: According to Cosmo, if you meet a stranger at a party and you think he’s really attractive, is it OK to come out directly and ask him if he’s married? A: Rose Marie: No, wait until morning. Q: Which of your five senses tends to diminish as you get older? A: Charley Weaver: My sense of decency. Q: In Hawaiian, does it take more than three words to say “I love you?†A: Vincent Price: No, you can say it with a pineapple and a twenty. Q: What are “Do Itâ€, “I Can Help†and “Can’t Get Enoughâ€? A: George Goebel: I don’t know but it’s coming from the next apartment. Q: Paul, why do Hell’s Angels wear leather? A: Paul Lynde: Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Q: Charley, you’ve just decided to grow strawberries. Are you going to get any during your first year? A: Charley Weaver: Of course not, Peter. I’m too busy growing strawberries! Q: It is considered in bad taste to discuss two subjects at nudist camps. One is politics. What is the other? A: Paul Lynde: Tape measures. Q: Can boys join the Camp Fire Girls? A: Marty Allen: Only after lights out. Q: True or false: a pea can last as long as 5,000 years. A: George Goebel: Boy, it sure seems that way sometimes. Q: When you pat a dog on its head he will usually wag his tail. What will a goose do? A: Paul Lynde: Make him bark. Q: If you were pregnant for two years, what would you give birth to? A: Paul Lynde: Whatever it is, it would never be afraid of the dark. Q: While visiting China, your tour guide starts shouting “Poo! Poo! Poo!†What does that mean? A: George Goebel: Cattle crossing. Q: Charley, what do you call a pig that weighs more than 150 pounds? A: Charley Weaver: A divorcee. Q: Back in the old days, when Great Grandpa put horseradish on his head, what was he trying to do? A: George Goebel: Get it in his mouth. Q: According to Ann Landers, is their anything wrong with getting into the habit of kissing a lot of people? A: Charley Weaver: It got me out of the army! Q: Dennis Weaver, Debbie Reynolds, and Shelley Winters star in the movie “What’s The Matter With Helen?†Who plays Helen? A: Charley Weaver: Dennis Weaver; that’s why they asked the question. Q: Who stays pregnant for a longer period of time, your wife or your elephant? A: Paul Lynde: Who told you about my elephant? Q: When a couple have a baby, who is responsible for its sex? A: Charley Weaver: I’ll lend him the car. The rest is up to him. Q: James Stewart did it over twenty years ago when he was forty-one years old. Now he says it was “one of the best things I ever did.†What was it? A: Marty Allen: Rhonda Fleming. Q: Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they? A: Charley Weaver: His feet. Q: Do female frogs croak? A: Paul Lynde: If you hold their little heads under water long enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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