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#1438368 I Laid Nep To Rest, Finally And Forever

Posted buffalo_bill on 08 January 2016 - 12:32

As the recently emigrated Mr. stickman explained in his weekly many bars at Nanaplaza have been taken over by questionable subjects of white colour and the Hells Angels sort of businessmen .  Maybe this is part of the problem .

Sadness befalls me when I read Mr Nasiadai´s analysis of how he spent 6000 Baht just for intoxicating himself . I may again offer the Bubi approved system of spending a nice evening in peace and resulting in true love , though temporary :

Oil massage 600 Baht

Go shoppping with madamoiselle  1000

Take dinner with mademoiselle  1500

Go hotel with mademoiselle  ( maybe )  2500

Grand total 5600

Any furthert comment would be superfluous .

Usually , gentlemen , the 2500 extra services would even cover a longtime rent as  the magic presence of hansum Bubi usually creates lazyness  supported by a flatscreen TV . And to release the final secret of the international nightlife industry : gentlemen with proper massage skills could expect extraordinary results even from a daughter of the Isaan who thinks she knows everything .

Over to you


#1426773 Travellers Who Paid Thousands Of Baht For Air Tickets Should Not Negotiate Ov...

Posted Flashermac on 22 January 2015 - 02:08

People who drive taxis should not argue about having to obey the country's laws.


#1446119 'gap Yah' Backpackers Begging For Money Should Be Ashamed Of Themselves

Posted Coss on 14 April 2017 - 19:19

I didn't like them before they started begging...


#1443273 Which Soi 4 Bars Are Currently Open?

Posted buffalo_bill on 18 October 2016 - 07:05

View PostStickman, on 18 October 2016 - 01:21, said:

.... and in many bars no music.

What a blessing , they should consider keeping it that way .


#1440997 Newbie

Posted khunsanuk on 16 May 2016 - 08:05

Hi,

Yeah, you kinda just stumbled into the online version of a old British pub in a village with a population of 200 :)

Anyway, good to see some new blood. Welcome.

Sanuk!


#1440656 Cost Of Living

Posted YimSiam on 20 April 2016 - 15:59

When I'm in Bangkok, my money too goes very far indeed, some of it even reaching Sisaket, Ubon, Nong Khai and other far-flung spots...


#1436695 F*cking Cow

Posted Coss on 29 November 2015 - 21:44

Many could describe me as one who doesn't suffer fools gladly, others might go as far as Misogynist, Bigoted, Arrogant even. I not aware that the term Racist has been directed at me, but I have no doubt someone somewhere may have done so at some point in my life.

I'd dispute this last, as I feel I am a Culturist. I don't dislike people for their race, but I do dislike people, mainly for their failings and very often for their culture.

Today, I've come to a point wherein I am tired of being the enemy. Save for the posts on this board I conduct myself in life as a reasonable, polite, intelligent and articulate individual. Some who may have met me, may be able to confirm this. And yet when I'm in the Western Wasteland, I am treated with such casual disdain and denigration, that I've had enough. I'm a Middle Aged, White, Plump, Hetero, Male. I'm not evil and I'm not the cause of all that is evil.

I relate to you, dear reader, an occurrence today, of small and seemingly insignificant moment. Were it not for the myriad of similar slights I have received in Middle Earth on a daily basis, this would go unnoticed. But cumulatively, the weight of the previous volume of effrontery, has moved me beyond the tolerant and even meek acceptance, that has previously coloured my persona.

What happened; I park my car on the street, as many do in my neck of the woods. I was parked between two driveways on the public road with plenty of clearance all round, legal, considerate, normal parking. I was filling the water in the screen washer reservoir. Me standing in front of my car. The driveway ahead of my car issues forth a convertible BMW (top up). The driver's window is lowered and a middle aged bottle blonde woman, berates me for parking where I have, using reasons that devolve on her having difficulty seeing through my car. She was less than polite and used a tone of one who has entitlement. The gist of her attack was apparently, that I should park elsewhere, on the public road, with legal parking all along it.

As I was somewhat taken aback initially, by her verbiage, I smiled and said I would move my car. Only when she had gone did I sense a rising tide of injustice. As my ire became more prominent, I thought more and measured the distance to her driveway from my car, three metres or nine feet in the old school. That's certainly not too close. The car was two metres or six feet in the olden rules, from the driveway behind my car. From this driveway, coincidentally, an old man had driven, some few minutes earlier, and he had nodded in greeting as one does to friendly and affable people.

So rather than dwell on why it is incumbent for women in NZ, but not in Laos or Thailand, to spend their time denigrating men such as I, I've come to a pass, which once crossed, will not be re-travelled.

As I say, despite my posts on this board, in real life I am well behaved, polite and amenable.

No longer.

I'm going to take on these bitches and poke them with pointed sticks, much as one uses an implement to disturb fire ants without being bitten, I'm going to give these cows something to be inferior about. Mind you, I'll probably get arrested, for being rude to a woman.

God knows it's possible. I've had enough of these people, they have every right to their opinions, but I will no longer subjugate mine.


#1426027 Gorgeous Girl In Spankys Bar Nana Plaza

Posted buffalo_bill on 05 January 2015 - 11:38

Endless, Khun wearth , is my ability to forgive . I did actually go as far as removing you from my ignorelist . The latter does only work after signing in anway .


#1363243 List Of Members

Posted khunsanuk on 14 October 2011 - 01:43

Hi,

Reputation (both positive and negative) can be given by clicking on the + / - buttons at the bottom right of each post. If for example the information in a post was useful to you or you just liked the post, you can click the + button to increase the reputation of the person who wrote it. Conversely if you strongly disagree with the views expressed you can use the - button to decrease the reputation.

Sanuk!


#1447262 Theresa! What Have You Done?

Posted Mekong on 10 June 2017 - 10:32

I for one will not live under Corbyn's Socialist Paradise or any other MP's "Paradise" for that matter. The Last time I voted in the UK was 1988 and I voted with my feet, registered myself P85 (Non UK Resident for Tax Reasons) and Fucked Off.

Of Course Corbyn would attract the youth vote, Pandering to the "Remoaners" and scraping tuition fees, how he would fund it I don't know, except Tax The Rich.

I have just been speaking to my Old Fellow, 84 years of age, staunch socialist, FFS he was a Member of Salford Communist Party in the 50's and 60's, Union man through and through   ...    He Voted Tory for the first time in his life this time.

Tax the Rich    ...  The Labour Manifesto, I have Posted before but make no excuses for posting again because it is so true

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to £100... If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this...

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay £1. The sixth would pay £3. The seventh would pay £7.. The eighth would pay £12. The ninth would pay £18. The tenth man (the richest) would pay £59.
So, that's what they decided to do..

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve ball.

"Since you are all such good customers," he said, "I'm going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by £20". Drinks for the ten men would now cost just £80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.

So the first four men were unaffected.

They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men? The paying customers?

How could they divide the £20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?

They realised that £20 divided by six is £3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody's share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man's bill by a higher percentage the richer he was, to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.

And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% saving).

The sixth now paid £2 instead of £3 (33% saving).

The seventh now paid £5 instead of £7 (28% saving).


The eighth now paid £9 instead of £12 (25% saving).

The ninth now paid £14 instead of £18 (22% saving).

The tenth now paid £49 instead of £59 (16% saving).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.

"I only got a pound out of the £20 saving," declared the sixth man.

He pointed to the tenth man,"but he got £10!"

"Yeah, that's right," exclaimed the fifth man. "I only saved a pound too. It's unfair that he got ten times more benefit than me!"

"That's true!" shouted the seventh man. "Why should he get £10 back, when I got only £2? The wealthy get all the breaks!"

"Wait a minute," yelled the first four men in unison, "we didn't get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!"

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.

The next night the tenth man didn't show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their beers without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn't have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists and government ministers, is how our tax system works.

The people who already pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction.

Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore.

In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier



#1446515 Red Bull Heir Enjoys Good Life Four Years After Hit And Run

Posted cavanami on 05 May 2017 - 02:20

Grab the jet! Sell off the jet and give the $$$ to the dead policeman's family!


#1445259 Any New Jokes

Posted Coss on 23 February 2017 - 03:41

On similar lines, but this is true.

MLG wants to send a small parcel to the USA from NZ. OK Wrap it and we're off to the post office. Post it in Mid December. No tracking, too expensive.

After two weeks it is not there yet. Detailed explanation about slow post, internationally, especially at Xmas time. OK for now. Husband, "Don't worry, just wait, it'll turn up eventually"
After three weeks it is not there yet. Detailed explanation about slow post, internationally, still especially at Xmas time. OK for now. Husband, "Don't worry, just wait, it'll turn up eventually"
After four weeks it is not there yet. Detailed explanation about slow post, internationally, still especially from Xmas time. OK for now. Husband, "Don't worry, just wait, it'll turn up eventually"
After five weeks, frog march Husband to post office, Husband, "Don't worry, just wait, it'll turn up eventually" make husband query post office worker, no tracking? Oh, Post Office worker, "We could fill out a claim for a missing parcel" So we do.

Letter comes in mail with form and website to fill out details, 20 minutes time doing so. Post Office emails saying they've received the claim and it'll be 6 to 8 weeks while they investigate this. MLG is now angry with Post Office. Telephone rings, relative in USA has parcel, thank you. Husband right, but not forgiven :)


#1442149 Any New Jokes

Posted Mekong on 31 July 2016 - 09:38

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#1441132 Any New Jokes

Posted limbo on 22 May 2016 - 17:04

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#1438845 Is Thailand Really That Bad ?

Posted Flashermac on 24 January 2016 - 07:21

Even less so.

Is it 2016 already? I was stuck in traffic longer than I thought!


#1431171 German Quality Tourist Gives Everything But Creates Boredom

Posted Mekong on 13 May 2015 - 10:13

View Postbuffalo_bill, on 13 May 2015 - 09:39, said:


After that we went to buy shoes , a lipstick and a light summer dress for 800 baht somewhere along Suk and agreed it was time to take  shower and prepare for dinner .


I cannot shake the image of BuBi out for dinner in his new Heels, Lipstick and a light summer dress!


#1417131 South China Sea

Posted Coss on 05 June 2014 - 06:07

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#1448797 Any New Jokes

Posted bust on 13 August 2017 - 22:15

Went to the local Thai restuarant last night for dinner and order pad see ew gai. It's usually quiet enjoyable but last night the chicken was really tough.
I call the owner over and said " the chicken is really rubbery"
She replied "thank you very much"


#1448669 Thai Baht

Posted Flashermac on 09 August 2017 - 00:56

Contrary to what most women think, Thai currency has no "use by" date. ;)


#1448626 Soi 7 Beergarden To Close?

Posted khunsanuk on 08 August 2017 - 00:09

Hi,

To put this important debate to rest, I prefer Pepsi, but have no problem drinking Coca Cola either.
Just don't expect me to drink Est; that stuff if vile.

Sanuk!